Saturday, 31 August 2013

Titanic

Character: Leonardo Dicaprio
Premise: It's a disaster movie
Signature line: "Looks like we got the cold shoulder"

The Muppets

Character: Gonzo
Premise: Because he's Magic
Signature line: "I'll just keep my ear to the ground"
In retrospect..... Swedish Chef is a better fit
Signature line: "Pumpkin pie a la Bazuki"

Thursday, 29 August 2013

Total Recall (2012)

Character: All of them
Premise: They gave the keys to the kids and they crashed the car
Signature line: "If I am not me, then who the hell am I?"

The King's Speech

Character: The King
Premise: He did a great job as governor
Signature line: "Hasta la vista, Schwarzenschnitzel"

Good Bye Lenin!

Character: Alex Kerner
Premise: To highlight the deeper metaphor of good versus evil empire.
Signature line: "Why do you cry?"

The Lone Ranger (2013)

Character: The Angry Bird
Premise: The film needs a three dimensional character
Signature line: "Hey buddy, do you have a dead cat in there?"

English Patient

Character: Count Laszlo de Almásy
Premise: The war is out there
Signature line: "I'll be back" (as he leaves Katherine Clifton in the cave)

Dirty Dancing

Character: Frances Houseman
Premise: Nobody puts baby in the corner
Signature line: Arrrghghgrrghghgghg